Last night we watched this nonsense.
What a bizarre movie. I was expecting a fun action horror about zombies taking over Las Vegas. For some strange reason the filmmakers decided to make that the pre-credit sequence. The actual film is a ridiculously overlong “rag-tag crew pulls of a heist” kind of thing, with an unfortunately forgettable cast of characters infiltrating a zombie infested Vegas to steal some money from a casino.
Literally nothing of interest happens in the whole movie. How the hell did they do nothing with this idea? Watching it was so strange. I kept thinking “that will be a setup for something later” but it never was.
In the pre-credit sequence, there was a woman with a child who seemed to be important. They were killed trying to escape Vegas while Dave Bautista, the lead character, watched in horror. They were never mentioned again in the whole movie. Who were they? What did they mean to the lead character? The film didn’t care for some reason.
Dave Bautista was offered 50 million as a reward for doing the heist. He & his friend decided not to tell the rest of the crew how much the reward was. They told everyone it was a much smaller amount. Then it never came up again. Why? What was the point? Who the fuck knows.
One of the crew used a big power saw to kill zombies, again in the pre-credit sequence. He reluctantly came back on board & brought his big saw with him. Before the crew entered Vegas for the heist, there was even a scene where the annoying guy in the crew picked up the saw & the other guy said “Don’t ever touch my saw”. Then they entered Vegas & he never used the saw again! It just vanished from the film! Like… What?!
The zombies were actually aliens. That’s not a spoiler because it literally means nothing. It has no relevance to the plot or anything that happens. You could actually be forgiven for not even noticing the fact while watching the film. I didn’t notice.
There was a zombie alien tiger that existed for no reason except to kill one character in a ridiculously overlong scene.
I could go on but I’ll stop. It was one of the most ridiculous films I’ve ever seen. When it ended, I did actually ask aloud “What was the point in any of that?” & my wife just laughed. Then she went on the tablet, looked up the film’s imdb page & said “Oh, the zombies were aliens” & we both laughed.
When Zack Snyder made Army of the Dead, he was either drunk or high or just had some money to spend & threw a film together for a laugh.