Had a ton of fun writing this, but can’t sing. Enjoy! Having trouble formatting though, sorry
Jason Ronald, Mark Cerny, Sarah Bond, Geoff Keighley
Obsidian, Insomniac, Coalition Rocks
Xbox Game Pass, Plus Collection, InXile, GameStop Section
San Mateo, San Diego, Santa Monica
MachineGames, Turn 10, Hermen Hulst, In the Den
Mojang, Double Fine, Quite perplexing box design
Ninja Theory, RareWare, Is this gen even fair?
Guerilla Games, Ratchet and Clank, Polyphony, Cloud 9.
We didn’t start the next gen
It was always brewing, practically a shoo-in
We didn’t start the next gen
But we really want it, so we watch the clock tick.
Cory Barlog, Naughty Dog, Microsoft owns Alpha Dog.
Destruction All-Stars, Pixelopus, Tango Gameworks
Japan, Jim Ryan, Sucker Punch, Folks Lyin’
Zenimax Bought, Bethesda Softworks
Roundhouse, PC, Xbox now at 23
Arkane and Id, Ninja Dabs, Initiative, Undead Labs
London, Phil Spencer, Playground Games, Censor
Matt Booty, 343, XGS Publishing
We didn’t start the next gen
It was always brewing, practically a shoo-in
We didn’t start the next gen
But we really want it, so we watch the clock tick.
Malaysia, Neil Druckmann, I.C.E. Team, Rob Altman
Sony, Microsoft, Moneyhatting Ubisoft
Sony XDev, Bend is Cool, Media Molecule.
Zenimax is Online, Oh my God what is the time?
Compulsion Games, World’s Edge, God of War, Stadia
RTX, Halo, Dying Light’s a no-show
Fable, Where’s E3?, Phil’s gamertag is P3
Everwild, Nintendo, Cyberpunk has gone gold.
We didn’t start the next gen
It was always brewing, practically a shoo-in
We didn’t start the next gen
But we really want it, so we watch the clock tick.
Returnal, Avowed, Satya is really proud.
Gears Tactics, R&C, State of Decay 3
Xbox makes acquisitions, Fanboys view them as big sins.
Todd Howard, Batman, Lootboxes bout to be banned.
Joycon Drift, Team Green, Team Red and Blue are keen.
Console wars have gone away, what else do I have to say?
We didn’t start the next gen
It was always brewing, practically a shoo-in
We didn’t start the next gen
But we really want it, so we watch the clock tick.
Game Pass Perks, Rumored Switch Pro, 30fps must go.
XCloud, Twitch Stream, ESports, AMD
4k, 8k, HDR, Next-gen is truly bizzare
Digital Foundry is back, Craig got hit with a big whack.
Elder Scrolls 6, As Dusk Falls, Wolfenstein 3, Party Calls.
Spidey Miles, Demon’s Souls, Uncharted Prequel.
Ghostwire Tokyo, 8 months 'till Starfield is shown.
“xBoX hAs nO gAmEs”, “PS5 looks really lame”,
Both are good, cut the crap, shut up stupid fanboys!
We didn’t start the next gen
It was always brewing, practically a shoo-in
We didn’t start the next gen
But we really want it, so we watch the clock tick on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on!
