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I need your advice, i have been telling people that I am blind and have done so since 9/11 as i was wasted in my front yard and wearing massive sunglasses. My neighbours just assumed and i didn’t have the heart to tell them and have been living this charade ever since.

One of them saw me driving a car so i told them it is a self driving car. So then of course i had to go buy one, I have also had to learn brail and buy a seeing eye dog.

Thanks again your friend and confidante Don Johnston.

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My advice? Yes, don’t do it immediately and without hesitation.

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Wait, is this a joke thread or actually serious? Because did you really go and buy a brand new self driving car?

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:eyes:

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I would move

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Your neighbors are the problem. Obviously.

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I’m just joking around :smiley:

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Smh, I’m just too gullible.

:unamused:

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Nah, you’re all good mate :slight_smile: Just nice, thats all.

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It’s all fun and games brother.

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First thing that came to my mind was inability to see porn as the biggest loss here. Luckily, it sounds like you are redeemed.

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Hahahah yes. My honest top 5. Concerns would be.

  1. Porn
  2. Xbox
  3. Watching re runs of Sabrina the teenage witch.
  4. Probably porn again
  5. Seeing my family.
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